Who has a party outdoors in 104 degree weather? I went to look for water-put my feet in-Ive had a few chardonnays-what of it? I find a vast area that looks like crystal water... an oasis I presume because of my altered state...

I get down to the "water" Finally and go to stick my heels In... and... its... mud! Yes, it is cool up against my feet but? What?! This looked like a giant lake of water! My shoes are trashed... now my gloves... I try to get up to get out but? My shoes are thick with the mud-heavy-and fall off my feet...

once I get around to getting the shoes off so I can get out with more ease? I am stepping into deep spots! up to my knees! I'm in my gorgeous and expensive black dress with rhinestones, my black opera gloves are now covered in it and without thinking? I go to wipe my hands on my dress! I'm fighting with the mud. It seems like every time I try to turn around to get out? I sink deeper. I'm trying to keep my dress out of the mud the best I can! I go for a 1, 2... pushing and pulling my body back and forth to try to break free and Splat! on 3... I'm completely face down in this mud! I'm humiliated! I cannot believe this is happening! My dress, my face, my hair! How am I going to explain this? How will I get back like this? Again-I'm going deeper and again I try to pull myself out. Heaving. I try again with 1, 2... and again... I fall right on my fucking face! That sobered me up! With every move I sink a little more and a little more... I try turning towards the way I came in and I fall on my back... destroying my dress completely. I try moving around more and just seem to get more and more stuck! So? I decide that my dress is so trashed but so heavy that maybe? Taking it off will help me be able to move! I take it off and realize I'm wearing my favorite teddy underneath! I cry out in frustration! Of course I put on my favorite teddy! I was seeking some action after the party... It is maroon with lace and PVC. So gorgeous! So? I'm trying to keep that clean atleast! To no avail. I am trying to head back and I just continue to fall, fail, and sink deeper into the mud. I think I have found a spot! I'm on my hands and knees making my way back! So? I think I can, for sure, atleast stand and walk back, and just brace myself to fight the muck! As soon as I start to get on my legs? I am vertical-and I start to slowly sink-My legs are tight wrapped in the mud, then? I try to fight with my arms and they are taken under too-the more I fight? The deeper I sink! I am totally freaking out! It keeps on until all you can see is my eyes, nose and lips and with a movement? blip! All you can see are bubbles-lots of them. I somehow find a way-after being under a while to get my head to pop back up! I take a huge breath! I think I'm free! Alas, with more movement? I go right under again... this time...

(please note that no one was harmed in this video-that all parties were safe and left safely)