Coming home from an event? I see a large tub in the backyard. I walk to it and step in huge piles of stinky mud! I am totally glammed out in my expensive boots! I am sooo grossed out! I need to see what this tub is! I walk up to it, continuously stepping in these huge piles of mud in my boots! I go down to smell them and I am so grossed out! It smells like a river... or just gross dirt! I come upon the tub and it is full of thick, nasty, stinky mud! I am looking around trying to figure out who would do such a thing! I am totally disgusted by this being in my back yard! As I am flailing my arms and totally over the top-angry about this? My pearl bracelet falls into the mud! I immediately react and reach for them-faceplanting into the tub of mud! Oh my gosh! I am sickened! The whining, the moaning, the faces I make? Show just how grossed out and humilated i am! I am extremely upset that my extremely expensive outfit, jewelry and boots are covered in this nasty mud! This mud is thick and heavy-hard to get around in. I try numerous times to get up and get out and everytime? I either face plant? Or fall on my back! I am squealing and screaming! I am such a brat! I ball up my fists and even kick around after about the 4th time falling backwards! ugh! Why cant I get out of this stinky stuff?! Why does this keep happening to me? This is absolutely disgusting and my outfit is completely trashed! My jewelry costs more than my car! How will I ever get out of here?! I shriek, squeal, groan, moan, and basically talk to myself about whoever did this is going to pay...

I will admit, I was pretty over the top with my reaction! but? I mean? I keep faceplanting in this stuff! It got in my mouth! gross! I am mortified! Finally? After trying to get my boots off, thinking it would help me get out of there and falling in, face first again? I stand up to look at myself... and plop down into the mud. Accepting my fate. I am stuck until someone can come help me :/ I am furious. I am Not the kind of girl who rolls around in mud! Despicable! I cant get out, though. So? As to try to maintain some control over the situation? I dunk my head backwards into the mud and realize... nope... it isnt for me. yeah, it feels cool on a hot day but? All of my most expensive things are ruined, I am stuck and I am not happy about it!