My wedding was ruined... caterers quit, left all the food in my hotel room, I'm half ready, my bridesmaid, Dixie, is scurrying to find a place for everything... the caterers have left all the food half done in the area we had marked off to take pictures! The photographer quit! Everything had gone to hell! While Dixie is scurrying to move things around she sits a pie in a chair... mind you, I am in my 6, 000 dollar dress, gloves, gorgeous white stockings, and heels... I am famished and I go sit down to vent and bitch because I'm a total bridezilla... where she has sat this pie? I sit... I am livid! why would she sit A pie in A stepladder chair?! I get up and I'm looking in the mirror at the butt of my dress, totally unfixable... in chocolate and cool whip pie... Dixie tries to get rude with me! its my wedding! it was just ruined even more so! I grab her by her hair bun and drag her ass into the room with all the food, supposed to be our "picture room" but the caterers left all half done food in there! Well, I see this as an opportunity to shut her smart ass mouth. She keeps going on and on! Like I'm the bitch! (scoff!) how dare she? so, by this point, i know my wedding is mostly ruined and i just pick up the first thing pie I see and shut her mouth... she is in total shock. She comes back at me with a pie! I cannot believe it! now my wedding is totally ruined! She proceeds to run her mouth and tell me my husband was only marrying me for my daddys money! what?! After that, it is game time, we are destroying each other with not only food, but words! She wouldnt dare! how dare she?! how could she?! completely ruin such an expensive dress but I'm ruining her bridesmaid dress i paid for in the process... and its gorgeous... pies, chocolate from the chocolate fountain, un baked chocolate cake batter, chocolate, blueberry and caramel filled pies...

we pull down each others tops, pie each others tits... and by this time, its just a free for all of who can fuck up the other person... who can be the most rude! Sweet dixie? yeah right! i cannot stop gasping at her rude! ruining my satin gloves! my silky thigh high crisp white stockings! Anyway, it gets to a point where we are fucked and the cats out of the bag my husband sucks... so, I grab scissors to rip her dress to shreds because I'm mad... but then i end up just ripping my own too... and gaining great pleasure in it! I cant believe what we have done! its a huge mess, messing up some high end gowns!