I hate mayo but god damn it feels so good! I paint my face with it, dunk in it and decide to cover and masturbate in it! I encourage you to join along with me and talk to you about how I'm going to cover you in it! The tingle, the smooth, creamy but absolutely disgusting substance... got me off! I hate mayo! I looooove the feel of it on my body, though! It was insanely rad! As in, I smelled like a fucking burger for a couple of days! I soak my hair, face and whole body in it and then masturbate while doing some joi for you! Mayo is the enemy, typically... and I got grossed out a couple times... but man... the feel of it was intoxicating as the smell! Its a must see, love/hate relationship between me and some mayo! weekend intro price of just 9.99! enjoy!