I get dressed up, hair drying, white dress, matching white shoes and socks but nowhere to go! I get messy pranked! Ridiculed for dressing up and made fun of when I just wanted to look cute for myself but then? my dress gets lifted, panties filled with chocolate! Down the back of my white dress! Brand new! Down the front! I am frantic! i grab the oxi clean from under the cabinet and start spraying away at the drips down my dress and the chocolate seeping through:/ I decide to hop in the shower to try to spray it off while I am getting made a fool of laughing at me how it will never come clean...

I take off my dress and am now in all white panties bra, socks and flats attempting to hose off my dress and spray it to death with oxyclean while getting laughed at and I am not laughing! i am so mad! I am really upset about my socks bc they were really expensive too and what happens? oh, some chocolate sauce gets drizzled all over them... so now I'm frantically hosing them off with the shower head... and all of a sudden I'm hit with this neon green slime coming out of a shooter like a blast! covering my dress and half my face and I am beyond pissed! it is sooooo greeeeen! Just as I am bitching here comes another blast! covering my face... then thick green slime covering my face, dripping down my dress... any part that was white is turning green! I am so angry! I cant believe he is watching my duress and continues! Before I can wipe my eyes I feel more mess on my head and its chocolate running down the neon green thick slime just poured over me to add to the destruction of my dress I'm trying to salvage! I take my dress off finally with lots of argument and start hosing it and hell i open the whole bottle of oxyclean after spraying a bit and dump it on my dress and try so hard to get the stains ot with my power full shower head! I should have known since I was in all white lingerie, socks and shoes, cleaning my dress it wasnt over...

chocolate comes around again while I'm knee deep in cleaning to destroy any white left on me... I am whining and bitching and then to the point of no return... after I almost give in... like "wow, this is my life>>>>" i get thrown pies blasted at me. filled no tin crusted fucking pies thrown at me with great aim and mess! where is he getting all this? i am beyond! I continue to get myself togetherI take off my lingerie determined I can salvage it and my socks, even with his evil attempts and while nude in just my cute white socks? So there I stand. Defeated. Nude and pissed and claiming I'm so over it and here comes another! right smack in my face! just perfectly hit and splattered everywhere when i just wanna get my stuff clean! So you watch me hose off my messy naked body best I can

The end, you see where I break character and I want him to hit me again with that slime shooter bc its awesome. The trajectory and aim and splatter is truly awesome and super fun! enjoy!